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radsturbate:

*reblogs post before i finish reading it* wait shit i don’t agree with that

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"What I really hated, of course, was my mind. There must be an off switch somewhere, but I was damned if I could find it."

- David Sedaris (via hellanne)

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tentacruels:

On an iPhone “yolo” autocorrects to “tool” and I think that’s beautiful

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2073:

money can’t buy happiness but it can buy a false sense of security and fruity alcoholic beverages to numb the pain and honestly what’s the difference

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"You’re still going to get criticized, so you might as well do whatever the fuck you want."

- Kathleen Hanna  (via qoldlush)

(Source: a-great-strange-dream, via dulcetwhispers)

getoffmybloghoe:

when you lose your phone in the blanket and you just image

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xhaymitch:

not with that theme

brvdleysoileau:

how is “slut” even an insult wtf get that dick grl

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skate-high:

To me, songs are kind of like bookmarks. Have you ever listened to a song that you haven’t heard in a while, and all of a sudden, all the memories of that time period come back, and you remember what your life used to be like. They’re like milestones in your life.

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